It strikes my thoughts that the sheerest, purest metaphor for Newburyport's issues would be for the Plum Island sewer system to shoot a highly pressurized spout of human waste into the air where the wind would carry it directly into the turbine, which would then direct the refuse cloud to the landfill...where it would drench the Honorable Mayor Moak while he gives a press conference or interview stating that the problems have been overstated.
I believe Mahatma's trying to say that the shit needs to hit the fan before any of these issues gets resolved.
I'm pleasantly surprised at his use of English; the only thing I've been teaching him have been the basic use of profanities and how to wolf-whistle at women, and I think the last one offends his Islamic code of conduct.
I ended up in Newburyport, Mass. due to the restless nature of a previous employer, who has since decamped the area. Private comments and concerns can be sent to me at gillianswart@gmail.com.
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Dearest blogger Gillian,
It strikes my thoughts that the sheerest, purest metaphor for Newburyport's issues would be for the Plum Island sewer system to shoot a highly pressurized spout of human waste into the air where the wind would carry it directly into the turbine, which would then direct the refuse cloud to the landfill...where it would drench the Honorable Mayor Moak while he gives a press conference or interview stating that the problems have been overstated.
Surely this would be a sign from Allah?
- Mahatma Kote
I believe Mahatma's trying to say that the shit needs to hit the fan before any of these issues gets resolved.
I'm pleasantly surprised at his use of English; the only thing I've been teaching him have been the basic use of profanities and how to wolf-whistle at women, and I think the last one offends his Islamic code of conduct.
- The Carrot
Thanks, both of you - or one of you, whichever the case may be.
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