Spring Fest

This weekend the long-anticipated Spring Fest takes place in town. (Actually, I had forgot all about it until just now.)

What does the Spring Fest mean to me? Avoid downtown at all costs.

But I'm antisocial.

All of you should go out and enjoy yourselves. Encourage all your friends to visit you and take them downtown (preferably on foot or by bicycle; better yet, think pedicab, and call ahead for one, 978-465-1496). Spend lots of money at the 'upgraded' vendor booths. Make the Chamber happy.

I will not be seeing you there, but I'll be thinking of you.