Monday, August 18, 2008

Newbury in the news (not ours)

From yesterday's Globe North:

NEWBURY PLANNER SOUGHT - Officials have posted the town planner position, vacant since Judy Tymon's dismissal on July 1. The job description states that the planner, in addition to overseeing Planning Board functions, will assist the board with amending existing bylaws or writing new ones, as well as implementing the town's master plan. The town is looking for someone with at least two years' related planning experience. - Taryn Plumb

If I crack wise about this, do you think it will lure Bubba back into the fold?

Let's see ... how about this? (Sung to the tune of "Who wants to be a millionnaire?")

Who wants to work in Ould New-bur-ee?
I don't
Who has the appropriate degree?
I don't
Who wants to deal with that board and that chair?
Deal with that bunch? Not even for lunch!
Would you do it for a beer?
I won't
Maybe they'd let you do it from there ...
I won't
But if you will, you should definitely click here!

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