I've been sooooo sick

This could be a deal breaker between me and Plum Island: allergies.

If allergies are what have laid me so low since the end of last week. I've been coughing so much that it hurts.

This means I've had endless hours half snoozing on the couch with cable news channels playing in the same room, pretty much non-stop.

I want to know where all the money is coming from that will supposedly "rescue" the financial institutions!

Who was there to bail me out? I didn't even take the offer of a sub-prime mortgage because I knew I could not afford it ...