Hold the phone, people who asked me to do stuff such as interview candidates for election to city office and participate in the search for a new superintendent of schools as a representative from the local media ... check this out.
Apparently I'm an ignorant slut, to steal a line from an old Saturday Night Live parody of "Point/Counter-Point."
I can't express to you how upset I am; really, I can't.
Oh, look! They're showing Zingerman's (fabulous deli in Ann Arbor) during a break in the Michigan game. Zingerman's has a mail order service, you know.
They have the yummiest foodstuffs, but it's kind of expensive.
Mmmmmm, Zingerman's .... we should try to get one here.
What was I writing about, again?
Never mind, the (very disappointing) Michigan game is back on and Michigan has blocked a punt by Penn State ... if I hadn't gone to Michigan, I wanted to go to Penn State (after my mom and dad soundly rejected my suggestion that I be allowed to attend Berkeley).
And Michigan fumbles the ball. Well now I really am upset.
2 weeks ago